Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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