The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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