Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
