Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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