i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
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