going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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