How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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