thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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