Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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