miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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