you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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