ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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