He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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