Nicole vs. Life
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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