Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
