I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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