this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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