I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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