there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
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