I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You've changed since you got that strap on
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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