Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Shame is for Republicans.
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