What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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