Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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