i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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