please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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