As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Randomize
