BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Randomize
