i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Randomize
