your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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