Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(913): View more from Kansas

U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.

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(616): View more from Michigan

hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job

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(231): View more from Michigan

I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.

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(360): View more from Washington

drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience

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(804): View more from Virginia

Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story

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(212): View more from New York

Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg

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