I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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