Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
