I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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