why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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