In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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