Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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