Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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