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I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
There was a lot of him and a little penis
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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