We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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