seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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