A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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