We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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