don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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