He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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