at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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