walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
17 year olds will be the death of me.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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