I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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