I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
well you can't waste a boner
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
50% drunk capacity currently
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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