We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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