He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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