I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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