I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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