what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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