i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Randomize
