her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Randomize
