that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
My breath smells like gin and sadness
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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